Zoe’s Back, Size
Matters and Pajama Day
Well, like I was sayin to Mischa
the other day, Florida has its own sense a what matters. Like size for example,
everything down here’s gotta big bigger than life itself! I aint sure how or
when that happened, but it did. I can testify about it, give me a chair (they
do a lot a that down here too, more on that another day)! We go on all them
nature walks, cause the moms are just f a s c i n a t e d with everything
‘natural’. I can dig it, but somedays, to tell ya the truth, it gets old! Anyways, aint a day go by when we dont
encounter some larger than life animal in the wild. You name it they got em
down here. Mostly they keep to themselves, but I still feel a little
intimidated from time to time. I made the pciture this morning, so as to get my
point acrosst. You see that so called insect (the one on the right)? That’s the
dang things ACTUAL SIZE! Can you believe that? How’d you like to encounter that
at 6A.M., while your trapped at the end a rope with your moms shootin pictures
at the thing, all the while its crawlin real slow like its tryin ta fool ya and
its headin straight for ya! I mean
c’mon people, it aint right, somethin that size walkin around without
a leash! Or a mom! Dang I bet
the thing dont even have a license down here. Nothin needs a liscnse down here,
by the way. Mischa says every tom dick and harry, has hisself a regular arsenal
in their pocket, and they aint particularly happy to see ya if ya happen to be
in their neighborhood when they’s just wakin up or just goin to sleep.
Im guessin the heat gets em all hot
under the collar or somethin. Anyways one thing ya do need a license for around
here, and my moms cant seem to wrangle one...is ta get yourself married! So i
guess the message is its ok to point and shoot without any kinda supervision on
accounta its all about freedom, however it aint ok to fall in love with someone
who aint got a big gun! Or
somethin like, Mischa was tryin to explain it to me the other day. I think I
mighta missed a part.
By the way, I guess ya noticed old
mischa’s new ‘down south’ look. Yeah that’s her on the left, it aint another
wild animal, if that’s what you mighta beeen thinkin.
She’s been scarin alot a people in
that outfit, i do know that! Maybe
that’s why they wont give her the go ahead on the marraige thing! Anyways,
she’s got one a them big fat greek ideas right now that she’s gonna grow up and
be a pajama maker! Aunt lee took one look at her outfit and said, uh-oh! Old
elizabeth blurted out a big ole laugh, and me, well i had to look away! But ya gotta love her for tryin, huh.
Hey I gotta check on the ammo
supply, that’s what i call my biscuits these days. When in Rome! Later
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