Zoe’s Back, For Good
Measure
Well as it turns out, yesterday was
a big holiday! I dint see it comin, although in retrospect i shoulda. Like the potted
norweigan fur tree that appeared a few days back. And old elizabeth on the
patio makin rosemary-lavendar wreaths which she proceeded to hand out to
people. (i dint get one, myself, but im sure theres a good reason for that). Then
the two moms disappeared on tuesday and went to a party they was wearin santa
claus hats with glitter on em...now that shoulda been a big clue right there, but
hey!
Listen, im gettin older, not
younger, and some things just slip by me these days.
Like this mornin, while the two a
them was throwin red and green papers all over the family room...all a sudden i
get that sixth sense that somethings happening behind my back. I spun my whole
body around real quick, and guess what!
There was mischa with some old
retractable device, measurin me up one side and down the other. I dont know how
long she was back there, but from the list a numbers she was spoutin off, id say
it was quite a while! And i dint
know it!
She said i was twice as long as i
was wide. I hope thats a good sign, and not a red flag or nothin about my
recent weight gain. Cause sometimes that means, less ammo
(aka biscuits to us southerners).
The point bein, I think Im losin my
hearin! Worse yet, it comes and goes. Im tyrin to keep it to myself in order to
avoid a trip to one a them places where dogs is subject to dickcheny-style
torture. Thats what me and pinky call it! But I think theys both catchin on...
Well will cross that bridge when we
come to it. For now I wanted to tell about the christmas lights! We went ridin
in the car to check out the neighborhood lights. Man there was some
extravaganzas out there! Talk about them bigger than life floridian ideas! One
lady had an entire acre covered with blow-up everythings, santas, angels,
jesuses, choirs. I think i even saw a blow up jeb bush in there standing right
next to bambi! And speakin a more
than one jesus, mischa woke up this mornin quesitonin the whole nine yards about
that christmas story.
Them two had quite the discussion.
I aint sure what the conclusion was, but i think mischa was trying to make a
point by showin us all the multiple blow up jesuses on the lady’s lawn. Like
hey people heads up, there’s more in one a these jesuses!
Somethin like that.... Anyways, I
dont have too much more to add this mornin on accounta i had a lot lot a
turkey and i even ate some cookies when no one was lookin, so im just gonna
take it extra easy today. Im skippin the gym. Later
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