Zoe’s Back, BlowUp
Santas
Like I was sayin, aroun here
everything’s a little bigger than life itself. Like people talk with syllables
that seem ta extend themselves out to infinity. Sometime you be listenin to one
a these southerners speakin and your neck gets all stretched out waitin and and
a waitin fur them to come to the conclusion a their word. And if yous waiting
for them to finisha sentence or a paragraph, god help ya! You could die fore
they get the whole thing outta their mouth!
Same thing with roads. They havin
themselves a love affair with ce-ment down here.
So me and mischa we spend a lotta
time on the roads tryin to get ourselves to the beach or the park in order to
get offa them roads. There’s so many big things a round here and they’s all
rushin around on the roads. Im thinkin thats why everybodys figurin on havin
themselves a big gun or even an arsenal a guns. Everybodys scared cause a the
size n speed a it all! I know i
am, scared, that is.
On our street, and we aint alone,
we even got them big blow up santa clauses!
Walmart’s stock must be off them
charts! and no wonder them gas prices is droppin, them petrol companies cant
find a bank big enough to hold all the money theys makin from the plastic blow
up santas, just on our street alone!!!! They hadda draw a line on makin any
more profit this year...
Well really i know not thing one
about the market so i dont know why i even went down that road. Speakin a
roads...where was i, oh yeah. On our road when we go for the morning
walk....all them blowup santas....THEY’RE DEAD!!!! I don know who shoots em but it seems to happen when im sleepin late at night. Then, its like all them christian holidays decides to have a convention and presto chango em santas resurrect right back up to life just like they was the day before! it's like easter in december!
That there is what we call the Christmas Miracle! Hey I got
go check on one a them angels, i think her she might be considerin a lift off,
and that wouldnt be a good idea...
she could get shot! mistaken for a ufa... so later.
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