Zoe's Back -Bigger Than LIfe Itself Dec 25th 2014

Zoe’s Back, Bigger Than Life Itself!

Like I was sayin yesterday....everything’s so big down here, overnight, we somehow grew bigger than New York!. I said, ‘hey mischa, i dint think nothin was bigger than new york!” She agreed, new york’s the epitome of big. But apparently them floridians, pulled another fast one and voted themselves bigger than the whole New York State and the whole entire New York City too!  Look out Big Apple, its all about the Big Orange now! next thing ya know there gonna say Disneyland’s more popular than the president Obama’s Whitehouse!  “Somebody put a call in to someone! I smell  that old anita bryant, katherine harris, butterfly ballots and them danglin chads! Whatever you do though, dont call the supreme court!. Somethins fishy in florida!”  Mischa was shakin her head real hard and diggin at the dirt.

She said it had somethin to do with all that re-districtin they do down here when no one’s lookin on accounta they’s too busy  racin around on them roads tryin to work two jobs in order to pay for their tv service! I aint exactly sure what she’s talkin about, cause she can get into a good rant and loose me real quick. In fact right after that one she starts talkin about how she and old elizabeth coundnt get married on accounta some blonde lady named bambi or bombi, or somethin like that. Mischa said bein born gay aint no different than bein born blonde!  It just happens! And what if that bambi lady was kept from marryin her love on accounta bein blonde was ruled illegal! I know alot a people is prejudiced against blondes, they could up and throw the book at them too!

What book though? Not the ‘good one’ i suppose, it’d have to be the bad one. Wonder which one that is?  the one ole Salmon Rushdie wrote? I’m confusin myself.

Speakin a books..olde elizabeth found her self a leather bound copy of a the bible thrown out right in the middle of that swamp! OOPs i mean ‘grenway’.

Yep it was all waterlogged and had a big serrated bite taken out a it! Mischa said some gator must a been tryin to get religion! Whatever...Speakin a gators, today in the Tampa Bay Times, there’s some un-informed gentleman kneelin down in front of one a them gators, and given him a great big kiss on the snout! Maybe he thought it was the pope! Anyways everythings all mixed up down here. Too big, too fast, i need a nap. Later

ps. Cousin Pinky, i know younz is concerned about how transparent my back side looked in yesterday’s drawin, but mischa says thats her artistic license, shes apparently got one a them instead a marriage license ona account us livin in florida now. So to answer your question, no i dint get struck by lightening (not yet) and (knock on wood)!  But thanks for askin!