Zoe’s Back, Black Dog
Day and Other Euphemisms
Hmmmmm. Mischa’s nerves is gettin
thin. Or as Mr. Churchill useta say, she’s havin onea them black dog days. I
prefer she use the sideways waffle euphemism
myself. At least that takes the dang thing and hangs it on an inanimate object
insteada on a canine. People got lots a expressions that has to do with us
dogs. I aint so sure we deserve em
all either. Like hair a the dog.
Mischa says old Hipprocrates thought that one up! I dint even know them greeks
had dogs! Anyways to me it feels personal, I dont like how everybody whos been
out overindulgin all night starts tossin it around like its candy ‘’i’ll just
take the hair a the dog’’ they say. Whatever, i guess if it works, aint no harm
in it. I should have more
mercy. For sure theres a shortage of that in this world... Back to them dog
sayins though, like that one raining cats
and dogs people! get real, that dont happen! But still when they say it i’m
all like hunkered down and shakin and lookin up at the sky for siameses and
chihuahuas. That sayin scares me! Then there’s the one they love to use at
every opportunity doggie-style. Now
that really does get personal, that
there’s private!
And speakin a private, lets get
back to why old Mischa’s navigatin a rough patch.
Its on accounta that old bambi aka
bondi whos holdin up the whole gay marraige thing down here in the swamp! And
speakin a mercy, bambi dont got none!
Dont she know our people is: 1.
just like her people, 2. loaded and cant wait to drop our well earned dollars
on the peninsula and 3. numbrein about 4 million just in florida?!
I wonder how many blondes there is, should someone jump up
and decide they should be banned? Bambi, wake up bambi. We’re all the same!
Old Elizabeth just grabbed the ipad
from me and checked it out! Only 2% of the world’s population is blonde! Look
out you merciless little minority blonde, it could be you in the political
crosshairs someday.! Aint right i tell you.
Hey now that i mention it, i aint
even a person in some peoples eyes, just
a dog and no one gets in my way when i go to mate! Not that i’m exactly into
that...but just sayin. I could do it without gettin discriminated against!
Well its happy hour in the kitchen.
Gotta shake mischa out a them doldrums. Later
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