Zoe's Back- Matin Season
Well, no matter how hard i try, sometimes, i just cant seem to get my point across. And speakin of across, once again we took the up close and personal tour
of you know where...the dreaded everglades! I guess them parrots got everybody back in the mood for wildlife. First stop was the handicapped vulture canal. They got their own sign and everything. Im not sure how exactly they got themselves handicapped. But just sayin, they do live in the swamp with the pythons and the you know whoses! I dont know what happened to me, maybe on accounta layin underneath them parrots all weekend but i got a little more comfortable with the vultures this time. Also they were being extremely polite while some big old wood stork was tryin her best to swallow a catfish. (BTW we watched her for a very long time and she never did get the whole dang fish down!) HOWever, while we was overseein that unaccomplished feat of stork feedin, them vultures startin flirtin with each other. And two a them put on a real good dance show, just like on mister attaborrow's show on tv! Mischa said they was matin! And speakin a matin, them parrots was matin right above my head all day sunday! It's january people, shouldnt you be waitin till springtime to get into that?
Things are all upside down in florida. Birds are matin any time they feel like it, things that should stay in the water, like gators, turn up in your neighbors driveway! Yeah remember old todd found one tryin to break into his SUV! Also river otters was sittin on our patio one day enjoyin some cuban cigars and a brandy! And we had a big old long black snake loungin in our hedges one day. C'mon man you got the whole woods and all them lakes and streams, can't you give us just a little space here!....Well maybe on second thought that might be the other way around, hmmm.
Anyways it was gettin hotter and hotter yesterday, which is another thing that is different about florida, as it is january, it should be just a little winterish out there. But all that heat started gettin mischas blood curdlin some. And she started to get real closet-afobic or something like that, from bein in the heat and the car too long. I dont know what the closet has to do with it, cause she aint in one a those, as far as i can tell! Speakin a which, tomorrow's the day to sign up to get married! I gotta get my outfit together. I think i have a special wedding dogsuit, i'll have to ask my mom to get it outta the cedar closet. But maybe i better not mention the word closet today i dont want to rekindle any them sparks she sent flyin earlier...Hey biscuits beckon! Later
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