Zoe's Back- Armadillos and Armed Guerillas Jan 12 2015
Well dint we
have a good huntin day in the park! Ask for an armadillo ... Get an armadillo!
Who knew it was that easy. We went lookin for creatures to take pictures of and
every time we mentioned a creatures name, up it popped right before our very
eyes! Hey if that ain't good luck what is?
And speakin a
luck, Mischa dumped that old tv service a hers on accounta she got real fed up
and growly over the bill. She said it kept on seesawin up and down for no
reason. Then she couldn't see anything on the rectangle worth lookin at
neither, so out the door it all went. She was smilin and we was all glad the
gruntin and swearin had come to an end. B said she was askin that rep a whole
bunch a rhetorical questions, like she does, and that old rep was gettin
testier and testier. Finally Mischa threw her hands up and said, ok then just
have someone come and get the whole nine yards! I asked “ nine yards a
what”, and she just swept her hand acrosst the front a her like I was supposed
to see something appear in midair, but it dint.
I think she
felt like she had nine yards a useless rectangle accoutrements. I agreed
with her cause I was always stepping on some part a it that was on the floor.
I'd be chasin my rabbit around before the morning meal and BAM some lady with
big lips and tons a teeth'd be yellin real loud to get outta the rectangle!
Then old Mischa'd run over and the lady'd disappear. Sometimes I
got scolded for wakin up old elizabeth.
Hey back to the
park for a minute...we caught them old vultures in a mating dance, inside a
real small black square Mischa carries around her neck! Mischa loves
catchin things en flagrantle dilecto. Yeah she caught a mosquito doin it once.
Thems big down here! And we seen deers and squirrels do it…right out the
kitchen window! (don’t get me wrong they don’t do it together, they stick to
their own kind!), and we saw eagles do it once –on the wing!, and rabbits, well
who aint seen that!
Last night we
was watchin one a them nature programs (not on the tv rectangle on accounta
that baby's history) and they had creatures who were ladies for a bunch a years and
then one day just up and changed sexes right in the middle a everything! I guess that’s quintessential diversity
right there. How ya gonna
legislate for that missus bambi?
Anyways we’re gonna try and post them vultures matin, if we can, if we
cant…just exercise your imagination.
Speakin of
imagination, I wonder if them wild animals ever considered armin themselves like
bipeds do. I heard mischa talking about armed guerillas, but I aint never seen
any a my kind totin guns.
Hey gotta run,
there’s leftover turkey sandwiches bein served up. Later.
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